A TEXT POST

autotrophe:

When I refer to “a friend" it can be someone I’ve only heard of, a friend from the internet or even my mother’s friend

Reblogged from strangeparking
A TEXT POST

heathicorn:

am i the only one who rehearses things i might say in advance? and I don’t mean like my theoretical oscars acceptance speech i mean like what i’ll say to the pizza guy when I answer the door in my pjs

A TEXT POST

reattachment:

You know you’ve grown to love a tv show when you watch the whole series a second time.

Reblogged from strangeparking
A VIDEO

corrwill:

ouijasexting:

im fucking crYIN G omfg

I will NEVER not reblog this. ONE OF THE BEST SNL SKITS THEY HAVE EVER DONE!!!

Reblogged from pizza ✌
A TEXT POST

have-a-happy-period-always:

when you hear everyone flipping the test page over but you’re still on question 2

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Reblogged from Hakuna Matata
A TEXT POST

dscourage:

the problem with me is that i care too much about what others think of me & it literally kills me 

Reblogged from strangeparking
A TEXT POST

captainamuricasass:

I wanna be

where the people are

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A CHAT
  • doctor: sorry sir, we couldnt find a donor so we replaced your heart with a dragon balloon animal
  • patient: how am i alive
A TEXT POST

condom:

trust:

i want $23,000 and someone to kiss me

I want the $23,000, hold the kisses

Reblogged from Hakuna Matata
A TEXT POST

sadpigeon:

*sips cup of tea at Starbucks* *puts down John Green book* *sighs* I guess I’m a little tumblr-famous. I got like… thirty notes on a WeHeartIt picture I reposted once. *shrugs* it’s whatever, though. I don’t let it go to my head

Reblogged from Hakuna Matata
A VIDEO

spnedits:

(2.22)
Reblogged from I needed to frolic
A QUOTE

The whole culture is telling you to hurry, while the art tells you to take your time. Always listen to the art.